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I think the reason i don't read is because, when i'm reading, i feel like i'm missing out on something else. you know, what are my friends doing? where's my girlfriend?
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I Think The Reason I Don't Read

Adam Sandler
I think the reason i don't read is because, when i'm reading, i feel like i'm missing out on something else. you know, what are my friends doing? where's my girlfriend?
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