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I think if i were walking someplace and i saw a corpse my brain would tell me it was a million things before i believed it was a corpse.
-Daniel Handler
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I Think If I Were Walking Someplace

Daniel Handler
I think if i were walking someplace and i saw a corpse my brain would tell me it was a million things before i believed it was a corpse.
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