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I ordered a wake-up call the other day. the phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'what the hell are you doing with your life?'
-Demetri Martin
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I Ordered A Wake-up Call The Other

Demetri Martin
I ordered a wake-up call the other day. the phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'what the hell are you doing with your life?'
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