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I love advertising because i love lying. i think spending your life trying to dupe innocent people out of hard-won earnings to buy useless, low-quality, misrepresented items and services is an excellent use of your energy.
-Jerry Seinfeld
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I Love Advertising Because I Love Lying.

Jerry Seinfeld
I love advertising because i love lying. i think spending your life trying to dupe innocent people out of hard-won earnings to buy useless, low-quality, misrepresented items and services is an excellent use of your energy.
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