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I like that in my audiences, there's a lesbian couple sitting next to a mormon family.

-Jim Gaffigan

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I Like That In My Audiences, There's

Jim Gaffigan

I like that in my audiences, there's a lesbian couple sitting next to a mormon family.

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Within the lesbian community i am black, and within the black community i am a lesbian. any attack against black people is a lesbian and gay issue, because i and thousands of other black women are part of the lesbian community. any attack against lesbians and gays is a black issue, because thousands of lesbians and gay men are black. there is no hierarchy of oppression.

Couple stares, couple texts, couple dates. couple 'i think that we're ready's couple 'i think we should wait's

This is it. it's for all the marbles. i'm sitting in the house loading up the pump, i'm loading up the uzis, i've got a couple of m-16s, couple of nines, couple of joints with some silencers on them, couple of grenades, got a missile launcher. i'm ready for war.

She, uh, came out of the closet recently, my niece. um... she announced to the family that she's a lesbian and... she's seven, did i mention that? and, uh, i don't even know if she knows what a lesbian is, but i support her completely. and, uh... i'll tell you what's heartbreaking. my sister punished her for it. can you believe that? no pussy for a week. which to us may not sound like... but when you're seven, you know, a week is a long time.

Mitt romney comes from a mormon background. i don't know how many wives he has. i'm not saying that i believe in that, i'm just saying he was born on a mormon compound. i'm not a 'wifer' but for some reason he's never shown his original marriage certificate.

A mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. i said, "a cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." he said, "like what?" i said, "well, it keeps you from being mormon ..."

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