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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
-Groucho Marx
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I Have A Mind To Join A

Groucho Marx
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Join the bold, the brazen, the unintimidated. join not having excuses. join the idea that fun is the source of all joy. join the unwillingness to give up. join doing things your way. join not joining. join that purpose is stronger than outcome. join your gut. join the constant challenge of seeking greatness. join play. join the hunger to find what makes you happy. join karma and nature and the effect you have on your world. join your philosophy. join something bigger than you. join what you believe.
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Welcome to fight club. the first rule of fight club is: you do not talk about fight club. the second rule of fight club is: you do not talk about fight club! third rule of fight club: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. no shirt, no shoes, no weapons. seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. and the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at fight club, you have to fight.
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I think that the reason my records are able to live forever in the club is because i actually like to be in the club. i don't go to the club to do vip or get bottles or nothin' - i go to the club, i enjoy the people, i see what the people are vibin' off, and i see what makes me go crazy in the club also, and that has a lot of influence on what i bring to the table when i'm thinking of making a big club record.
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The bartenders are the regular band of jack, and the heavenly drummer who looks up to the sky with blue eyes, with a beard, is wailing beer-caps of bottles and jamming on the cash register and everything is going to the beat - it's the beat generation, its béat, it's the beat to keep, it's the beat of the heart, it's being beat and down in the world and like oldtime lowdown.
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