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I don't eat four-legged animals, but i eat birds, i eat cheese, i eat dessert. i eat everything.
-Gwyneth Paltrow
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I Don't Eat Four-legged Animals, But I

Gwyneth Paltrow
I don't eat four-legged animals, but i eat birds, i eat cheese, i eat dessert. i eat everything.
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I like cottage cheese. that's why i want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. how about studio apartment cheese? tent cheese? mobile home cheese? do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado.
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Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. you can draw american cheese, but someone will think it's cheddar. it's the only cheese you can bite and miss. "hey mitch - does that sandwich have cheese on it?" "every now and then!"
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If i am incapable of washing dishes joyfully, if i want to finish them quickly so i can go and have dessert, i will be equally incapable of enjoying my dessert. with the fork in my hand, i will be thinking about what to do next, and the texture and flavor of the dessert, together with the pleasure of eating it, will be lost. i will always be dragged into the future, never able to live in the present moment.
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I was on a bus once, it was in the middle of the night, and i had a box of crackers and a can of easy cheese. it was dark, and it was a surprise how much cheese i had applied on each cracker. that's why they should have a glow-in-the-dark version of easy cheese. it's not like the product has any integrity to begin with. if you buy a room-temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you probably won't get mad because it glows in the dark too.
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I used to live with two other guys. we used to cook two things. the first one was called 'cheese... thing' and that was where you get something and you melt cheese over it and the first one to guess what it is doesn't have to wash up. that's obviously quite mediterranean; the other one was less complex. it was just called 'cheese fantasy.' that's where you come in, very drunk, at about five in the morning and find an apple and just pretend there's some cheese on it.
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