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For example, i was a white house intern the summer before i dropped out of law school. everybody knew about it. i'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, oh, my god. demetri, you're working at the white house.
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Demetri Martin
For example, i was a white house intern the summer before i dropped out of law school. everybody knew about it. i'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, oh, my god. demetri, you're working at the white house.
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