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Every time i walk by a spy shop, i think that i need to put some surveillance on somebody. rick's been acting fishy! i need to buy a safe that looks like a spray 'n wash can. "hey, mitch, can i use the spray 'n wash?" "yeah, if you want to spray your shirt with documents!"
-Mitch Hedberg
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Every Time I Walk By A Spy

Mitch Hedberg
Every time i walk by a spy shop, i think that i need to put some surveillance on somebody. rick's been acting fishy! i need to buy a safe that looks like a spray 'n wash can. "hey, mitch, can i use the spray 'n wash?" "yeah, if you want to spray your shirt with documents!"
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