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Edgar had a heart attack, and i'm to blame. we were making love, and i took the bag off my head.
-Joan Rivers
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Edgar Had A Heart Attack, And I'm

Joan Rivers
Edgar had a heart attack, and i'm to blame. we were making love, and i took the bag off my head.
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