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Colon thought carrot was simple. carrot often struck people as simple. and he was. where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.
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Colon Thought Carrot Was Simple. Carrot Often

Terry Pratchett
Colon thought carrot was simple. carrot often struck people as simple. and he was. where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.
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