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Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.
-Jayne Mansfield
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Carrying A Baby Is The Most Rewarding

Jayne Mansfield
Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.
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Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a female can enjoy. a father shares in that experience, knowing that he caused it to happen.
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I think of the chimp, the one with the talking hands. in the course of the experiment, that chimp had a baby. imagine how her trainers must have thrilled when the mother, without prompting, began to sign her newborn. baby, drink milk. baby, play ball. and when the baby died, the mother stood over the body, her wrinkled hands moving with animal grace, forming again and again the words: baby, come hug, baby come hug, fluent now in the language of grief.
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From woman, man is born; within woman, man is conceived; to woman he is engaged and married. woman becomes his friend; through woman, the future generations come. when his woman dies, he seeks another woman; to woman he is bound. so why call her bad? from her, kings are born. from woman, woman is born; without woman, there would be no one at all.
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We are born of woman, we are conceived in the womb of woman, we are engaged and married to woman. we make friendship with woman and the lineage continued because of woman. when one woman dies, we take another one, we are bound with the world through woman. why should we talk ill of her, who gives birth to kings? the woman is born from woman; there is none without her. only the one true lord is without woman
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One baby is a patient baby, and waits indefinitely until its mother is ready to feed it. the other baby is an impatient baby and cries lustily, screams and kicks and makes everybody unpleasant until it is fed. well, we know perfectly well which baby is attended to first. that is the whole history of politics.
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But truly, women are amazing. think about it this way: a woman can grow a baby inside her body. then a woman can deliver the baby through her body. then, by some miracle, a woman can feed a baby with her body. when you compare that to the male’s contribution to life, it’s kind of embarrassing, really.
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