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Both the five-year-olds looked at me with bewilderment and a bit of fearful uncertainty. i had a sudden horrifying image of the woman i might become if i'm not careful: crazy aunt liz. the divorcee in the muumuu with the dyed orange hair who doesn't eat dairy but smokes menthols, who's always just coming back from her astrology cruise or breaking up with her aroma-therapist boyfriend, who reads the tarot cards of kindergarteners and says things like, "bring aunty liz another wine cooler, baby, and i'll let you wear my mood ring.
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Both The Five-year-olds Looked At Me With

Elizabeth Gilbert
Both the five-year-olds looked at me with bewilderment and a bit of fearful uncertainty. i had a sudden horrifying image of the woman i might become if i'm not careful: crazy aunt liz. the divorcee in the muumuu with the dyed orange hair who doesn't eat dairy but smokes menthols, who's always just coming back from her astrology cruise or breaking up with her aroma-therapist boyfriend, who reads the tarot cards of kindergarteners and says things like, "bring aunty liz another wine cooler, baby, and i'll let you wear my mood ring.
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