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Before we got engaged, he never farted. now it's a second language.
-Caroline Rhea
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Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted.

Caroline Rhea
Before we got engaged, he never farted. now it's a second language.
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When it came down to it, he just wasn't that engaged. you had to be engaged to be a vegetarian; you had to be engaged to sing "both sides now" with your eyes closed; when it came down to it, you had to be engaged to be a mother.
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The earliest language was body language and, since this language is the language of questions, if we limit the questions, and if we only pay attention to or place values on spoken or written language, then we are ruling out a large area of human language.
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One way to think about what psychedelics are is as catalysts for language development. they literally force the evolution of language. you cannot evolve faster than your language because the language defines the culture of meaning. so if there's a way to accelerate the evolution of language then this is real consciousness expansion and it's a permanent thing. the great legacies of the 60's are in attitudes and language. it boils down to doing your own thing, feeling the vibe, ego-trip, blowing your mind.
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I have a funny relationship to language. when i came to california when i was three i spoke urdu fluently and i didn't speak a word of english. within a few months i lost all my urdu and spoke only english and then i learned urdu all over again when i was nine. urdu is my first language but it's not as good as my english and it's sort of become my third language. english is my best language but was the second language i learned.
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What is it really like to be engaged?" asked anne curiously. "well, that all depends on who you're engaged to," answered diana, with that maddening air of superior wisdom always assumed by those who are engaged over those who are not.
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Being a slow reader would normally be a deficiency; i found a way to make it an asset. i began to sound words and see all those qualities - in a way it made words more precious to me. since so much of what happens in the world between human beings has to do with the inconsideration of language, with the imprecision of language, with language leaving our mouths unmediated, one thing which was sensuous and visceral led to, in the use of language, a moral gesture. it was about trying to use language to both exemplify and articulate what good is.
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