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As a dad, you are the vice president of the executive branch of parenting. it doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be al gore to your wife's bill clinton. she feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights.
-Jim Gaffigan
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As A Dad, You Are The Vice

Jim Gaffigan
As a dad, you are the vice president of the executive branch of parenting. it doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be al gore to your wife's bill clinton. she feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights.
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