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A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. it's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.
-Jimmy Fallon
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A 99-year-old Man Is Filing For Divorce

Jimmy Fallon
A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. it's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.
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