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A number of plastic surgeons are claiming that looking at john kerry now, as opposed to a few months ago, they believe he's had botox shots. they claim a number of his worry lines have vanished. they haven't vanished, just howard dean is wearing them now.
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A Number Of Plastic Surgeons Are Claiming

Jay Leno
A number of plastic surgeons are claiming that looking at john kerry now, as opposed to a few months ago, they believe he's had botox shots. they claim a number of his worry lines have vanished. they haven't vanished, just howard dean is wearing them now.
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