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A new study found that a mother's diet affects her baby's allergies. which can only mean one thing: my mom ate cats.
-Jimmy Fallon
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A New Study Found That A Mother's

Jimmy Fallon
A new study found that a mother's diet affects her baby's allergies. which can only mean one thing: my mom ate cats.
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