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A lot of people up north, they think everybody from the south is married to their sister and has seen a ufo. i told them, 'i'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'
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A Lot Of People Up North, They

Jeff Foxworthy
A lot of people up north, they think everybody from the south is married to their sister and has seen a ufo. i told them, 'i'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'
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