List of Spike Milligan Quotes

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Spike Milligan
Total Quotes 65
Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
Morning Class Tourists
This silent call you make, a silence so loud i fear the world knows it's meaning if you fill every corner of a room where can i look? if i close my eyes the silence becomes louder! there is no escape from you the only way out is in
Eye Silence Looks
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
Pain Suffering Too Much
Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.
Eggs Cynical Politics
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
Men Used Ifs
I told you i was sick.
Death Football Suicide
The most difficult book i have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by a.j. thompson.
Book Iron Use
A bird in the strand is worth two in shepherds bush
Two Bird Shepherds
My father was my greatest inspiration. he was a lunatic.
Father Inspiration Lunatic
I'm a hero wid coward's legs, i'm a hero from the waist up.
Hero Coward Legs
Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately i speak it fluently
Agony Speak
A lot of learning canbe a little thing.
Littles Little Things
  • Born: April 16, 1918
  • Died: February 27, 2002
  • Occupation: Comedian
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