List of Mort Sahl Quotes

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Mort Sahl
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
Thinking Dying Fascism
I don't think crucifixion is the answer. i believe in the resurrection. i like that part of the story.
Believe Thinking Stories
Obama is running again for spite.
Running Spite
You haven't lived until you've died in california
Funny Inspiration California
The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.
People Waiting Watches
There are russian spies here now. and if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
Years Two Secret
Bush is the face on the can. but who canned that soup?
Soup Faces
Obama said he went to libya because of his conscience. did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
Libya Said Loses
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. they're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
Insanity Comedian Insensitive
A political satirist's job is to draw blood. i'm not so much interested in politics as i am in overthrowing the government.
Jobs Government Blood
Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.
Television Sincere
There's so much botox around now that you can't tell when a jewish girl is angry!
Girl Botox Angry
  • Born: May 11, 1927
  • Occupation: Comedian
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