List of Jean Kerr Quotes

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Jean Kerr
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I think if you can write a play, or produce a play, the first step toward success [is] if people don't want to kill themselves in the lobby. now there must be four or five other steps, but that's the first.
Writing Thinking Play
I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.
Character Play People
Dearer to me than the evening star a packard car a hershey bar or a bride in her rich adorning dearer than any of these by far is to lie in bed in the morning
Morning Stars Lying
I know what i wish ralph nader would investigate next. marriage. it's not safe, it's not safe at all.
Wish Safe Next
It has been explained to me that toys are packaged in shards, to be assembled by the middle-aged and butter-fingered, because this makes it easier for the shippers. ... if they had to spend hours and hours putting handlebars onto bicycles ... they would repent their ways and deliver something that looked like a rocking horse and not like the result of a small street accident.
Horse Way Toys
Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. you can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.
Water Ships Accomplishing Something
An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.
Phones Numbers Long
Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents.
People Acting Ordinary
In the beginning, we made the usual mistake of looking at houses we could afford. i am working on a proposition, hereafter to be known as kerr's law, which states in essence: all the houses you can afford to buy are depressing.
Depressing Mistake Law
The only reason that they say, 'women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
Children Tests Firsts
You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).
Party Sleep Three
I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.
Shopping Lasts Elevators
  • Born: July 10, 1922
  • Died: January 5, 2003
  • Occupation: Author
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