List of Christopher Moore Quotes

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Christopher Moore
Total Quotes 193
Charlie had sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. she had just gotten to the point where she could hold up her head, so he had strapped her in face-out so she could look around. the way her arms and legs waved around as charlie walked, she looked as if she was skydiving and using a skinny nerd as a parachute.
Baby Nerd Looks
The gourney, the big file drawers of the dead, the instruments of dissection - this sure looked like the morgues in the movies. something had gone seriously wrong while she slept.
Gone Bigs Drawers
The bat was looking at theo and theo was having trouble following his own thoughts.the bat was wearing tiny sunglasses.ray bans,theo could see by the trademark in the corner of one lens."i'm sorry, mr.,uh- case, could you take the bat off your head.it's very distracting." him." pardon?" it's a him.roberto.he no like the light.
Sorry Light Rays
No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.
Brain Furniture Eating
She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such as the guileless beta male had never seen.
Baby Males Sophie
It was an eight-harlot inn, if that's how you measure an inn. (i understand that now they measure inns in stars. we are in a four-star inn right now. i don't know what the conversion from harlots to stars is.)
Stars Eight Four
It’s like he has this power over me—like i have an eating disorder and he’s a package of oreo double stuff cookies.
Eating Disorder Oreos Cookies
It's christmas! ah, christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.
People Good People
She laughed. my favorite music.
My Favorite Favorite Music Laughed
Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. shut up, it's a word.
Groups Etc Coworker
If there was anything i learned from john the baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes.
Mistake Baptists John The Baptist
I fink i gots deaf on me willie.
Deaf
  • Born: 1957
  • Occupation: Writer
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