List of Anthony Jeselnik Quotes

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Anthony Jeselnik
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God, that anthony jeselnik show sounds really funny.
Sound Shows
What do i care if someone doesn't like me. if i like someone other people hate, it makes me feel special. i think my fans feel that way.
Hate Thinking People
I enjoyed writing for someone elses voice, but i wasnt very good at it.
Writing Voice Very Good
I was always fascinated by forbidden things people didn't want to talk about, like death.
Death People Want
That's the worst way you can hear about comedy material: from a third person's blog story that they wrote when they were upset.
Upset Stories Way
Amy [schumer] and i each have our cross to bear when it comes to tattoos. amy and i are funny when we fight. it just keeps escalating until one of us starts laughing. then it's over. i'm happy that we're friends.
Tattoo Fighting Laughing
I'm fascinated by offensive subject matter. always have been. it is very natural to me, as any teach i've ever had growing up could attest.
Growing Up Matter Offensive
I try to retire jokes as soon as i can once i put them on an album. but i can't think of anything i just stopped doing for no reason.
Thinking Trying Albums
Ellen barkin, your upcoming tv show ‘the new normal’ premiers on september 11th. september 11th, that sounds about right. every clip i’ve seen feels like i’m watching a third tower collapse.
Tv Shows New Normal September 11
I always loved comedy, but it never seemed like something that i could do professionally.
Comedy Like Something
In comedy, i hate that cop-out where you say, "just kidding." i know you're just kidding. don't insult my intelligence by spelling it out for me that much.
Hate Comedy Insult
I never knew if i would get my own show, but i knew i loved stand-up.
Shows My Own Ifs
  • Born: December 22, 1978
  • Occupation: Comedian
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