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The TikToks That Sparked Chaos at Jezebel and You Should Watch Before the App (Maybe) Perishes Forever

TikTok, absolutely the time-waster and video app for youngsters/intellectually stunted adults like myself, is about to be restricted within the U.S., in accordance with government orders signed by President Trump. Starting Sunday, the app will now not seem on any app retailer. Customers who’ve already downloaded TikTok and the app WeChat can proceed utilizing them, however up to date variations received’t be capable of be downloaded, with additional restrictions presumably to come back, CNN reports.

What does this imply? It’s laborious to say, and the precise way forward for TikTok accessibility, because it exists proper now in America, is up in the air. However one factor is for positive: you higher watch these TikToks earlier than one thing drastic occurs. TikTok has introduced Jezebel so much joy and so much terror, and the likelihood that we might lose such a wonderful and chaotic app strikes worry in all our hearts– contemplating 80 p.c of my Slack conversations on any given day are about what weird posts I’ve come throughout in my feed.

And so Jezebel presents: the very best TikToks to play earlier than the app perishes without end (if it perishes without end) within the fully unbiased opinion of my colleagues.


Hazel Cills

They need to simply play this Crucible TikTok at school as a substitute of creating children learn the ebook.


Ashley Reese

It was so cringe that even the man who made it deleted it from his TikTok. Sufficient mentioned.


Megan Reynolds

For me, TikTok is a enjoyable factor to stare at on my cellphone after I’m excessive as hell, a method of erasing my mind till it’s merely a Fluffernutter sandwich. These Toks embrace the spirit of Vine, an app whose loss I really feel every day, and in addition make me snicker so fucking laborious that I startle the cat. The primary, perverted in a means that I really like; what’s to not get pleasure from about an eggplant with a giant ol’ dick? The second is unimaginable. And the third… if ever I’m feeling unhappy, I watch this fucking dinghy do a Busta Rhymes lyric and snicker till I’ve to pee. What else might you need!

Molly Osberg

That is the one TikTok I’ve ever seen however I adore it, R.I.P.

Ashley Reese

That is who I aspire to be after I get outdated: sexy for random well-known males on most important with out it being creepy.


Wealthy Juzwiak

I really like this TikTok of a kid alleging that Chasten Buttigieg made a impolite face at her within the Montessori that she attended and he taught at. I consider it fully, however I’m undecided whom it displays worse on. On one hand, I don’t thoughts when persons are impolite to children and, in truth, I believe it ought to possibly occur extra typically. On the opposite, she’s nonetheless excited about this years later. In any occasion, when reached for remark via Atria books, which revealed Buttigieg’s memoir, we heard nothing again.


Ashley Reese

I really feel this deeply, as a Black emo, but in addition fear that his dad goes to chuck him out the window in the future.


Kelly Faircloth

This one, I’m sorry to say, I saved in my digicam roll as a result of it’s actually soothing.


Jennifer Perry

My cousin started sending me these Tik Toks a couple of months in the past as a result of they seize the pointless drama and anxiousness I crave in my relationship.


Joan Summers

I too am solely actually residing to see how far they take the attractive M&M schtick, as a result of there isn’t actually a lot else to reside for. With out TikTok, we lose a technology of prophets, seers, visionaries, and pioneers, who reduce via the noise and strike proper on the coronary heart of what it even means to be a human in any respect. RIP!


Shannon Melero

I attempted to do that and didn’t make it past “now from the highest” however Linda Could provides me hope that I’ll get there sometime.

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Hazel Cills on Jezebel, shared by Kaitlyn Jakola to Gizmodo