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Carolina Panthers: Remain Calm and Trust the Robot

Picture: Joe Raedle (Getty Photographs) The Carolina Panthers have announced that they’re utilizing UV gentle units—fuck it—VIRUS KILLING MACHINES to disinfect their stadium and services. Two virus-annihilating weapons of mass destruction, aka, LightStrike™ Germ-Zapping Robots by XENEX, will plow via the Financial institution of America Stadium detonating all the pieces* of their manner (*sure pathogens […]