List of Andy Dick Quotes

We have put together a list of some of the best Quotes that Written by Andy Dick

Andy Dick
Total Quotes 30
Before i was known, i would go on stage and pretend i was other people. once i pretended i was mentally handicapped. it was really wrong. one time i was a bad magician. and one time i pretended i was a christian comic.
Christian People Goes On
I have a spiritual advisor i call up, when i just feel lost. lately, i've been talking to god. i developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with god, and every day i talk to god.
Spiritual Talking Rehab
I believed in god my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.
Years Age Whole Life
He very nearly stole a scene in my movie, and i didn't call him on it because i was just like, hey, i saw some stuff on superdeluxe and how many different films do you have on there? and he goes, this one, this one, comedy by numbers and this one and one called 'bob pitches a movie.' and i'm like, oh! and then i was thinking he would say, which is very similar to the one to the one i did in your movie, but he never did. i just let it go. i don't care.
Thinking Numbers Let It Go
I know what you wanted to say, do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you are? you can say it, lady.
Thinking Brain Retard
I was a bad boy as a child.
Children Boys Bad Boy
I know its corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.
Laughter Two People
I grew up presbyterian, just a basic protestant upbringing. there were years in my life when i would go to church every sunday and to sunday school. then i just phased out of it.
School Sunday Years
I went to network on a handful of pilots, and going to network is the most stressful situation anybody can ever be in. you're supposed to be on point, you're supposed to be at the top of your game, the funniest you can be, in about five minutes, in front of people wearing suits who really don't care, and they've probably already picked their person, but they have to see a handful just to satisfy the process. it's the most horrible, horrible process known to man. i wouldn't want anybody to go through it.
Men Games Stressful Situations
I believed in god my whole life.
Whole Life Whole
I used to steal a lot. but i don't do that anymore, because i believe in karma.
Karma Believe Stealing
There are atheists and christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.
Christian Atheist People
  • Born: December 21, 1965
  • Occupation: Comedian
    • Embed this Author
    Copy this HTML code to link to Andy Dick's quotes on your blog.
    HTML CODE

    Trending Author

    Ben Barnes
    Ben Barnes
    Damian Marley
    Damian Marley
    Franklin D. Roosevelt
    Franklin D. Roosevelt
    Robert Anderson
    Robert Anderson
    Crystal Gayle
    Crystal Gayle
    Jaclyn Smith
    Jaclyn Smith
    Category
    Information
    Inspirational
    Philosophy
    Personal Growth
    Happiness & Joy
    Life Lessons
    Success & Business
    Motivation