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You wanna know how good bacon is? to improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.
-Jim Gaffigan
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You Wanna Know How Good Bacon Is?

Jim Gaffigan
You wanna know how good bacon is? to improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.
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