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You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You Might Be A Redneck If You're

Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
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