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You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the house of tattoos.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You Might Be A Redneck If You

Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the house of tattoos.
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