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You know you've had too much to eat for christmas dinner when you slump down onto a beanbag and realize... there is no beanbag.
-David Letterman
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You Know You've Had Too Much To

David Letterman
You know you've had too much to eat for christmas dinner when you slump down onto a beanbag and realize... there is no beanbag.
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