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You know i have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. him and his friends are probably peeing all over the city.
-Jerry Seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfeld
You know i have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. him and his friends are probably peeing all over the city.
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