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You do not own a dog. you have a dog. and the dog has you
-Chelsea Handler
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You Do Not Own A Dog. You

Chelsea Handler
You do not own a dog. you have a dog. and the dog has you
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If a dog is biting a black man, the black man should kill the dog, whether the dog is a police dog or a hound dog or any kind of dog. if a dog is fixed on a black man when that black man is doing nothing but trying to take advantage of what the government says is supposed to be his, then that black man should kill that dog or any two-legged dog who sets the dog on him.
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