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You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
-Dick Van Dyke
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You Can Spread Jelly On The Peanut

Dick Van Dyke
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
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