With Any Kind Of Physical Test, I

Jerry Seinfeld

With any kind of physical test, i don't know what it is, i always seem to get competitive. remember when you were in school and they'd do those hearing tests? and you'd really be listening hard, you know? i wanted to do unbelievable on the hearing test. i wanted them to come over to me after and go, 'we think you may have something close to super-hearing. what you heard was a cotton ball touching a piece of felt. we're sending the results to washington, we'd like you to meet the president.'