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When you wake up one day and say, "you know what? i don't think i ever need to sleep or have sex again." congratulations, you're ready (to have children).
-Ray Romano
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When You Wake Up One Day And

Ray Romano
When you wake up one day and say, "you know what? i don't think i ever need to sleep or have sex again." congratulations, you're ready (to have children).
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