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When you say 'bedtime, bedtime, bedtime!' that's not what the child hears. what the child hears is 'lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move... i'm locking the door now.'
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When You Say 'bedtime, Bedtime, Bedtime!' That's

Dylan Moran
When you say 'bedtime, bedtime, bedtime!' that's not what the child hears. what the child hears is 'lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move... i'm locking the door now.'
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