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When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. well, hell, by the time i was twelve years old i owned my own home.
-Phyllis Diller
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When You Play Spin The Bottle, If

Phyllis Diller
When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. well, hell, by the time i was twelve years old i owned my own home.
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