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What wasdat, sir? what wazzat sir? what wassat, sir?” “wayne, what are you babbling about?” waxillium asked. “practicing my pretzel guy,” wayne said. “he had a great accent...” waxillium glanced at him. "that hat looks ridiculous.” “fortunately, i can change hats,” wayne said in the pretzel-guy accent, “while you, sir, are stuck with that face.
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What Wasdat, Sir? What Wazzat Sir? What

Brandon Sanderson
What wasdat, sir? what wazzat sir? what wassat, sir?” “wayne, what are you babbling about?” waxillium asked. “practicing my pretzel guy,” wayne said. “he had a great accent...” waxillium glanced at him. "that hat looks ridiculous.” “fortunately, i can change hats,” wayne said in the pretzel-guy accent, “while you, sir, are stuck with that face.
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