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What i don't like about office christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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What I Don't Like About Office Christmas

Phyllis Diller
What i don't like about office christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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The concerted effort to minimize christmas has resulted in it being our national happy holiday holiday. the christmas season is now the holiday season. christmas parties are now holiday parties. christmas is a time for giving and receiving presents and in many homes, nothing more. who is this fellow, jesus christ, anyway?
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