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Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.
-Jerry Seinfeld
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Well, Sometimes We Do Actually Have To

Jerry Seinfeld
Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.
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