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Well, i've lost my wife. i've lost my job. i've lost 20 minutes of my life! damn the decaf.
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Well, I've Lost My Wife. I've Lost

Dave Foley
Well, i've lost my wife. i've lost my job. i've lost 20 minutes of my life! damn the decaf.
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...you have to pass an exam, and the jobs that you get are either to shine shoes, or to herd cows, or to tend pigs. thank god, i don't want any of that! damn it! and besides that they smack you for a reward; they call you an animal and it's not true, a little kid, etc.. oh! damn damn damn damn damn!
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Would a minute have mattered? no, probably not, although his young son appeared to have a very accurate internal clock. possibly even 2 minutes would be okay. three minutes, even. you could go to five minutes, perhaps. but that was just it. if you could go for five minutes, then you'd go to ten, then half an hour, a couple of hours...and not see your son all evening. so that was that. six o'clock, prompt. every day. read to young sam. no excuses. he'd promised himself that. no excuses. no excuses at all. once you had a good excuse, you opened the door to bad excuses.
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This is what the democrats are fighting for. they're fighting for you not to have a job and still have health care so you can pursue your entrepreneurial risk of writing, painting, taking pictures. it's just such a pain in the rear end to have to have a job. it's so damn mean of this country to require people to have a job. it stifles people. it stifles creativity and economic growth to require people to have a job, to have health care. what a country. man, are we horribly rotten mean to people.
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