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We should be licensing everybody with a gun. i have to have a license for my dog. i have to have a license for my car. if you’re going to do my hair later you have to have a license ... we don’t require a license to own a firearm?
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We Should Be Licensing Everybody With A

Michael Moore
We should be licensing everybody with a gun. i have to have a license for my dog. i have to have a license for my car. if you’re going to do my hair later you have to have a license ... we don’t require a license to own a firearm?
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