Background Image
We have a really, really great dog. it doesn't bark. my dog almost smiles, which is weird. he's just a very happy dog.
-Jimmy Fallon
Please Wait....
Translating....

We Have A Really, Really Great Dog.

Jimmy Fallon
We have a really, really great dog. it doesn't bark. my dog almost smiles, which is weird. he's just a very happy dog.
Views: 7
Cite this Page
Prevent plagiarism by providing proper attribution.
APA FORMAT
Embed this Quote
Copy this HTML code to embed the quote on your website or blog.
HTML CODE
Topic
Dog Bark Very Happy

More From Jimmy Fallon

The pekes and the pollicles, everyone knows, are proud and implacable, passionate foes; it is always the same, wherever one goes. and the pugs and the poms, although most people say that they do not like fighting, will often display every symptom of wanting to join in the fray. and they bark bark bark bark bark bark until you can hear them all over the park.
Fighting People Pugs
I love smiles. that is a fact. how to develop smiles? there are a variety of smiles. some smiles are sarcastic. some smiles are artificial-diplomatic smiles. these smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or suspicion. but a genuine smile gives us hope, freshness. if we want a genuine smile, then first we must produce the basis for a smile to come.
Sarcastic Giving Want
So often, we blame other people when, really, the problem is right down in here. i'm not happy. i don't know what's wrong. if i just had another job, i could be happy. if i just get married, i would be happy. well if i just wasn't married, i would be happy. well, if i just had some kids, i'll be happy. i'll be happy when these kids finally grow up and get out of here. if i had a bigger house, i would be happy. well, i got a big house. now if i just had a maid to clean, i'd be happy. well, now if i just had a maid i could get along with better, i'd be happy.
Happiness Jobs Growing Up
If a dog is biting a black man, the black man should kill the dog, whether the dog is a police dog or a hound dog or any kind of dog. if a dog is fixed on a black man when that black man is doing nothing but trying to take advantage of what the government says is supposed to be his, then that black man should kill that dog or any two-legged dog who sets the dog on him.
Dog Men Two
Every time mulder smiles, people say, 'god, it was great to see you smile. mulder never smiles.' i say, 'mulder smiles a whole lot. he smiles at least once a show.' people get these ideas in their heads and they're impossible to shake. but, to be honest with you, mulder is every bit as vulnerable and quirky as ally mcbeal. i think mulder has pretty good legs, too.
Thinking Ideas People
Christians, of all people, should not be destroyers. we should treat nature with an overwhelming respect. we may cut down a tree to build a house, or to make a fire to keep the family warm. but we should not cut down the tree just to cut down the tree. we may, if necessary, bark the cork tree in order to have the use of the bark. but what we should not do is to bark the tree simply for the sake of doing so, and let it dry and stand there a dead skeleton in the wind. to do so is not to treat the tree with integrity.
Christian Integrity Cutting
Similar Quotes
It was not to save a nation that abraham went to sacrifice isaac, nor to appease angry gods... then why does abraham do it? for god's sake... he does it for the sake of god because god demands proof of his faith... he was not justified by being virtuous, but by being an individual submitted to god in faith.
Christian Sacrifice Doe
Most christians when asked what is the essence of the christian faith will say it is all in the rules to be acceptable by god. that is anti-christian, but they don't know that.
Christian Essence Acceptable
I became a christian before i got sober. so i was a drunk, bulimic christian.
Christian Drunk Sober
I have found christian dogma unintelligible. early in life, i absenteed myself from christian assemblies.
Christian Spiritual Atheist

Trending Author

Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith
Dennis Franz
Dennis Franz
Colin Farrell
Colin Farrell
Michelle Obama
Michelle Obama
Rebecca Romijn
Rebecca Romijn
Sparky Anderson
Sparky Anderson
Category
Information
Inspirational
Philosophy
Personal Growth
Happiness & Joy
Life Lessons
Success & Business
Motivation