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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. she can't wait to disprove it.
-Cary Grant
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To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell

Cary Grant
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. she can't wait to disprove it.
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