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Onions make me sad, a lot of people don't realize that. when i'm cutting onions, i'm sad. because the plight of onions, it's sad. but people don't realize i'm actually crying - they think i'm just reacting.
-Mitch Hedberg
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Onions Make Me Sad, A Lot Of

Mitch Hedberg
Onions make me sad, a lot of people don't realize that. when i'm cutting onions, i'm sad. because the plight of onions, it's sad. but people don't realize i'm actually crying - they think i'm just reacting.
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