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They almost had to cancel the oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in san francisco trying to marry one another.
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They Almost Had To Cancel The Oscars

Joan Rivers
They almost had to cancel the oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in san francisco trying to marry one another.
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