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The secret service has announced it is doubling its protection for john kerry. you can understand why - with two positions on every issue, he has twice as many people mad at him.
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The secret service has announced it is doubling its protection for john kerry. you can understand why - with two positions on every issue, he has twice as many people mad at him.
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