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That's one thing about my shows. i tell people, i'm not a comedian, i'm just a really funny reporter. i put my life out there and make it entertaining. by putting it out there, it helps me to deal with it, you know, so i don't snap and so i don't go off the handle when i get home.
-Gabriel Iglesias
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Gabriel Iglesias
That's one thing about my shows. i tell people, i'm not a comedian, i'm just a really funny reporter. i put my life out there and make it entertaining. by putting it out there, it helps me to deal with it, you know, so i don't snap and so i don't go off the handle when i get home.
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