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Thanksgiving. it's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. the tradition is, we overeat. 'hey, how about at thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'but we do that every day!' 'oh. what if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?'
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Thanksgiving. It's Like We Didn't Even Try

Jim Gaffigan
Thanksgiving. it's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. the tradition is, we overeat. 'hey, how about at thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'but we do that every day!' 'oh. what if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?'
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